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On Tue, 31 Jul 2012 23:32:34 -0400, "Tom Del Rosso"
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Bill Martin wrote:
On 07/30/2012 07:45 AM, Jim Thompson wrote:


Me? I was on Dean's List.


...Jim Thompson


Oh, I know it's none of my business..but this so begs the question:
"Which one?" :-)


Both, I suspect.

As in the case of a conversation between my dentist and another patient:

DENTIST: My daughter's dating an honor student.

PATIENT: Uh, doctor, you and I were honor students too, remember?

...pause...

DENTIST: I'll kill him.


The most difficult part of being a father is being a father to
daughters... and realizing that the guy coming up the walkway has the
same thing on his mind that you did when you were 18 ;-)

I gained an attorney and a Honeywell executive, but it was rough
keeping from killing them while they came of age :-)

...Jim Thompson
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