Gunner Asch on Tue, 03 Jul 2012 11:53:04 -0700
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On Tue, 03 Jul 2012 18:57:57 +0700, John B.
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On Mon, 2 Jul 2012 17:27:22 -0700, "anorton"
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"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2012 23:19:48 -0500, Richard
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On 7/1/2012 3:00 PM, Joseph Gwinn wrote:
In articleoemdndDN_PfxDm3SnZ2dnUVZ_vudnZ2d@earthlink .com,
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On 7/1/2012 11:46 AM, Joseph Gwinn wrote:
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On Sat, 30 Jun 2012 13:53:45 -0700, wrote:

On Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:40:23 -0400, Joseph Gwinn
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The best for gluing steel to brass (which I do most often) is
Household Goop.

I'm pretty sure it's a chemistry issue. For such things, one asks
the
glue manufacturer. If I recall, brass is the problem.


The glue manufacturers I asked did not have a dicky. Indeed brass is
the problem. It does not matter how you pre-treat it. Incantations
and
saying Lord' prayer backwards does not work either.

Just Goop.

Michael Koblic,
Campbell River, BC
You saying BRASS is difficult to solder?????

No, glue. I think the zinc reacts badly with some kinds of adhesives.
Aluminum has this problem too. Anyway, there are glues that work, and
glues that don't work.

Joe Gwinn


There are techniques that work as well, not just adhesives.

For instance, for aluminum...
The problem is that aluminum grows an oxide layer is just a few
seconds.
So what you have to do is prep the oxide layer and bond to that.
Phosphate wash followed by two-part primer like EpiBond or Randoplate.
Now your glue can bond to the primer and get some adhesion.

Urethane glues will actually work with the primer, Looks like it
dissolves into the primer.

But for general bonding metal to metal, pick a Goop, any Goop,
and stick with it.

How does this work for people to metal?

Cyanoacrylate. Glues people to almost anything.

Had a case of that yesterday over at Kern Medical Center. Woman went
into the rest room, dropped trou..and parked her ass on the
seat.....which someone had doped nicely with super glue.

She sat there for some time..then tried to get up...after some further
time..she started screaming for help. It was even further before anyone
heard her. Fire department came..tried various things..nothing
worked..seems the lady was a bit obese..and they were having trouble
getting solvent into that lard/seat interface..so they ultimately
unbolted the seat, flipped her on her face..put her on a gurney and took
her down to the ER..where evidently they got the seat off..some 4 hours
later.

Reported on the local news..to great snickers and hands over mouth.

VBG

Gunner


Here's another Gunner confabulated story. This incident happened in a
Wallmart in Monticello, Kentucky, nowhere near Kern County CA. Google it,
there are thousands of hits. Funny that none of these I found mention the
particular details of unbolting the seat and flipping her over. These were
made up for purposes of good story telling I presume?


If I remember correctly, the first time I heard that story the ass on
the throne was the NCOIC of the Missile Assembly Shop at Udorn RTAFB,
Thailand in about 1971-2. The other details have remained almost
exactly the same though.

An urban myth perpetrated down through the ages :-)

Hardly an urban myth.

Is it not interesting, that something which sounds like "an urban
legend" - must be fiction? That it could not have happened, because
err, ah, well, everybody knows it is a myth.

Like the existence of "Smart" US Army 2nd Lieutenant. I have to
take the word of two witnesses (One a Retired Sergeant) of just such
an occurrence. SO there was - at least the one time - a Smart US
Army Second Lieutenant. And a Harvard man, if Sgt Armstrong is to be
believed.

But it appears to be a very dirty trick that has managed to survive to
be occasionally played on the helpless.

Yep. I heard it put once, that Sea Stories" heard second hand,
are retold because they have some "survival lessons". Like the guy
who fell out of the bosun's chair, due to exhaust and paint fumes.
Landed in the whale boat. Broke his nose (and arm). When they
unpacked the cotton from his nose, it hurt. A lot. And he said "let
me catch my breath" but they grabbed the packing in the other nostrel
before he could. He passed out from the pain. Woke up as they waved
smelling salts, and answered some questions and then dutifully signed
his name where they told him. Then is when they explained that he had
broken the one corpsman's arm and the other's cheekbones when he
grabbed them. But he was deemed unconscious, so ... no charges.

There is a lesson there, for those who have understanding.


tschus
pyotr
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pyotr
Go not to the Net for answers, for it will tell you Yes and no. And
you are a bloody fool, only an ignorant cretin would even ask the
question, forty two, 47, the second door, and how many blonde lawyers
does it take to change a lightbulb.