Breaking news reports Home Guy was found dead. Early indications is
he fell through his ass and eventually succumbed to affixation and
lack of oxygen.

Unconfirmed reports is that his doctor told him that men with paper
ass holes should not eat soup sandwiches.

All indications is that harry is standing by for further details in
this very early report.

A terrible, dark day in history.

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