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Default Reducing Dead Animal Smell

On Fri, 29 Jun 2012 08:33:19 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

May as well burn the damn house down, but that's probably what you backwo
ods Canucks do... or you just name it Aunt Rosie and set a place at the d
inner table for it.


Actually, burning the house down is the correct method to use. The
smoke odor will eliminate the dead animal smell, and the dead thing will
eventually burn up in the fire. The best way is to punch a hole in the
wall where the dead thing is. Pour a full 5 gallon can of gasoline in
the hole, and light it with a match or lighter. then quickly exit the
house and watch that dead ****er burn up. Since it's almost the 4th of
July, why not buy $10,000 worth of fireworks, and leave them in the
house when you burn it. Then charge admission to watch the fire.