Doug Miller wrote:
Next, you got nothing on me, I live in New Jersey, the "original" butt
of all state jokes. "Oh, you live in Joisey, what Exit?"

Which continues....

"The one next to the chemical plant."
"Which one?"
"The one that caught fire last week."
"Which one?"

Q: Why did Washington get all the lawyers and New Jersey all the toxic waste?
A: New Jersey got first dibbs.



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN


http://www.mortimerschnerd.com