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Default Apprentice bollockings for this week

Andy Champ wrote:
On 06/06/2012 12:39, soup wrote:
Good job my son isn't your apprentice (he is an apprentice mechanic)
he would punch your lights out. He is a black belt in Tae Kwon-Do and
is 6'2" and although quite slim he is muscled. That bit would be put
down to self defence, then he would sue (and win, physically assualting
apprentices for not learning quick enough went out with workhouses).


Ask him about this.

He'll probably tell you he can't use his skills, because as a trained
person his hands count as a deadly weapon. And also because if he did
in anything but a real emergency no martial arts group of any sort would
ever have anything to do with him.

Then again, if he's that good, then the blow to the nuts would likely
not have landed in the first place.


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Tciao for Now!

John.