"H. Neary" wrote in message
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On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 05:15:42 +1000, "Rod Speed"
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"H. Neary" wrote in message
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:12:44 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 09:28:57 +0100, H. Neary
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Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college
recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke
when
telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and
the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of
our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted.

You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really?

No one has the right to assault another person.

Oh, ffs. It's a question of intent. Please don't be an arse.

So there was no intention to assault then.

Yes, just an intention to attract his attention.

Was the lecturer Insane or did he suffer from some severe
nervous trauma where he had no control over his movements?

Nope, just doing what makes sense.

Suppose I were to come along and give
you a quick poke, how would you like it?

Happens all the time, I don't give a damn.

You poor imbecile.

Why is that any better than 'foul' language ?

Do you have no self respect.

No lack of respect involved.

Who are these people that insist on poking you?

Those that realise that it's a good way to get someone's attention
when they are concentrating on doing something else.

Where do they poke you.

Usually in the ribs.

Can we fix up an appointment so I can poke you too.

Nope, don't bother with appointments.

I would want a certificate of mental competence, so I
could poke you without fear of a lawsuit or comeback.

Your problem. You aint gunna get one. I don't bother with paperwork.

Where would you like to be poked incidentally?

I don't care.

I will not poke naughty bit's you know!

Nothing naughty about any of my bits.

I could get a few friends in on the act too if you wanted, maybe
a few of your neighbours also. When they all hear how "right" it
is, you could enjoy being poked & prodded well into retirement.

Completely silly.

It isn't silly.

Everyone can see for themselves that it is.

Anyone that appreciates a good poke need a lot of support.

Nope.

If you were lucky enough to have one, what
would you do to your young apprentice?

Even sillier.