I once had a lodger that lifted the tumble drier outside onto the patio and
plugged it into the outside socket to dry some clothes when it was 30 deg C
and sunny outside.

She was the same lodger that applied to be a dental nurse the same day as
asking me if my 12 year old cats teeth would grow back after the vet had
removed seven of them.

In fact she was the same lodger that read the horoscopes and did not
understand them when they said "You will have highlights this week" and she
said "But I am not booked into the hairdressers until next week".

I quite liked her.


Blonde by any chance?

Mike