On Sun, 13 May 2012 01:28:26 +0000 (UTC), Bill Keefer
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2012 00:37:04 +0000, Arklin K. wrote:

The wife came home!

I quickly pulled the pot out of the bucket of chlorine and placed it on
the stove after looking like I was just cleaning it off.

She noticed it was different - but not that it was ruined!
http://www.picupine.com/fbb50abx

Whew!

The divorce papers will arrive on Monday! Be sure your pen is filled
with ink.