Oren wrote:

So how has having a gun helped you?

Which time? Fighting a rattlesnake, killing an about to strike
cotton mouth moccasin, inhibiting an 8 foot alligator from
taking my ship?

All that makes as much sense as saying "I need to own a gun, and have
used it when I go on vacation to Afghanistan".

What the hell are you doing destroying wildlife in the first place?

Don't guns protect your beloved Queen?

She has a navy for that.