Weekly spends on domestic requisoites
A doner is probably the perfect balanced meal, but enough for the whole
day, not just a snack. I believe dog biscuits pack more nutrients though
You must indeed be from a fortunate part of the planet. My
recollection of donors is a nice hot spicy meal ideally suited to
round off an almighty booze up.
Bread, meat, salad. You won't go short of much with a diet like that. Of
course if you're ****ed the salad only serves to leave a trail behind you.
Leave the remnants on the table, floor or whatever and you wake up to
view a pale grey corpse like material poking out from a pitta bread in
the throes of rigour mortis.
As a colleague once pointed out, "kebab shops just couldn't exist
without pubs", "who would dream of eating a kebab when sober".
On another note, how does all the fat remain in the "meat" after the
boil up?
I also wonder how someone can rotate a cwt or so of meat in front of a
grill plate for hours on end without giving everyone food poisining.
Very little of the "meat" can actually be cooked in this manner
surely? I would suspect the mean temperature of the lot would be only
10 or so degrees above the room.
Aka old man's leg
On a plus point I would imagine that the lemon juice is quite
healthy:-)
HN
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