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G. Morgan wrote:

Stormin Mormon wrote:

Old guy holding his arms up, and the red sea parts? Then, closes back up and
drowns the enemy army?

Until that guy shows up, I'll rely on Mossberg!
But even when he does show up, you'll still need a nearby body of
water to part/close. Probably just keep the Mossberg either way.

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