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Default Do you know what a "Purple Jesus" is?

On Thursday, April 5, 2012 9:07:57 AM UTC-5, Steve B wrote:
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Put away your bible, it's not found in there......

A "Purple Jesus" is a mixed drink consisting of Everclear and Welch's
grape juice. I guess if you drink enough, and you're supposed to meet
Jesus!!! Maybe they should serve this drink at AA meetings to insure a
"Spiritual Experience".


Have a goddamn drink and deal with the guilt. That's the problem. All the
endless rotary tap dancing is like psychobabble ............ "and how does
it make you feel when they do that?" type of stuff.

Disease, my ass. Some people shove stuff up their anuses, and they don't
call that a disease. What difference does what body orifice you stuff it in
make?

Get up. Get your big kid britches on. Face whatever's bugging you, and get
on with your life rather than developing a new addiction to validation,
false egocentric mentors, then go have a beer.

BTW, Purple Jesuses are for people who really don't like the taste of booze.
Versus, say a single malt highland scotch, some really good tequila, single
barrel bourbon, some expensive Remy, and on and on.

Cheers

Steve


Steve...off your meds again?