On Sun, 1 Apr 2012 13:03:14 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

... *Besides, all my one-sided curlies are thin, light, and wispy. I collect them from the ceiling.

and my shavings are so thin that they only have one side ....

ThashwhatIsled,diddleI?

And my irons are sharpened so well that you can't move them too fast
for fear of splitting atoms with 'em.

This reminds me of the saying "The older I get, the better I was."

--
Life is an escalator:
You can move forward or backward;
you can not remain still.
-- Patricia Russell-McCloud