On Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:14:48 -0400, "
wrote:

If I surf during
my lunch, is it really a big deal? Yes, I use my own resources.

A lesbian decided to report me for reading a newspaper on the job and
eating pizza.

I was in the control center enjoying myself.

Then some wet behind the ear person asked me why I was reading on the
job.

"I don't start 'till four o'clock?"

Some of these people wore the same suit every Tuesday.