On Sat, 31 Mar 2012 20:08:33 -0500, HeyBub wrote:

2. Take your stacked sheets to a print shop and ask them to cut the
paper. They should charge you a nuisance charge of, maybe, $3.00.

I agree. Cutting isn't the hard part.

FedEx Kinkos charges $1.50 per cut per stack (where they define a stack
of about 1/2 inch, which is about 125 sheets of paper which is about 500
pages printed four to a sheet of paper double sided).