Doctor Drivel drivelled
hugh ] wrote
Doctor Drivel drivelled

Cracked it!! Buy the biggest ****ing Winnebago ever. Just cruise around man. No tax to pay ever.

But you pay parking costs, etc, et

No no. I park in a field and start an illegal travellers site. No
taxes charges or anything to pay at all. Then the local council
comes along and puts in hard standing, a shower block laundry
facilities etc. No worries.

That is the case right now! Duh!

In a traveller site the land owner will pay the LVT.

Nope, because no one would actually be stupid enough to own that
land with the immense LVT that they'd have to pay if it was the only tax.

It would in fact then become the property of the govt when no one
wants it because no one is stupid enough to pay the LVT on it.

This of course will be partially recouped in charging for the caravan berths.

Not even possible with the immense amount of LVT owning on that property.

LVT would eliminate illegal traveller sites.

Just another bare faced pig igorant lie.

It doesnt do that in any place that has an LVT right now.

Whatever land they setup on someone will be paying LVT,

Nope, because no one will be stupid enough to own any land
when that means that they have to pay an immense LVT on it.

as "all" land has LVT due.

Yes, but not all land has anyone actually stupid enough
to own it when it has an immense LVT due on it.

If the authorities do not remove the caravans the owner could refuse to pay the LVT until they are removed.

And get frog marched off to jail if they are stupid enough to try that.

Currently travellers setting up on any uncultivated - the land is not LVT'd and no tax whatsoever is paid for by the
landowner. Currently the landowner does not lose.

Corse they do when they cant use that land themselves and
get the arsehole gypsys stealiing anything that aint nailed down.

If travellers decide they want to settle on a legitimate field,

What's an illegitimate field ?

then LVT is due on the field.

Not if its public land, stupid.

Then travellers for the first time ever will be paying into HMG.

Nope, because no one will be stupid enough to own it when
some fool like you wants to slug them the immense LVT that
would be required to collect the same total tax as currently.

And the initially immense LVT would have to go thru
the roof as everyone with even half a clue abandons
all land ownership because they cant pay the LVT due.

So the whole scheme ends up in cloud cuckooland than only some
stupid academic could dream up and no polly is stupid enough to go for.