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harry harry is offline
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Default OT - Stupid Ad of the Day by Yahoo

On Mar 20, 1:16*am, "
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On Mon, 19 Mar 2012 00:41:57 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:
On Mar 18, 11:08*pm, "
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On Sun, 18 Mar 2012 10:25:58 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:
On Mar 18, 2:05*pm, "
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On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 23:47:01 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:
On Mar 17, 9:21*pm, "
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On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 10:49:23 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:
On Mar 16, 10:38*pm, Red Green wrote:
On the Yahoo main page at this time.


Is the woman shocked or proud how bad her credit score is?


http://i41.tinypic.com/2due1pi.jpg


I never borrow money so it will never affect me.


...because even the fool Brit banks aren't dumb enough loan money to a racist
pig like you


I don't need to. If I *want something, I go out and buy it.


Bubble gum over the druggist's counter, maybe.


Only half wits like you borrow money.


I did just borrow $190000 to buy a house. *Other than that (and my current
mortgage, around $80K), zip. *The mortgages will be paid off in two years,
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I should think $190,000 would buy a palace in America at the moment.


Hardly, but I did OK. *Four-year old, 3600sq.ft., brick, on a an acre and a
half; about the size of your ****-hole country. *I will take it in the shorts
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Shorts????


What's the matter, they binding? *Your fat head is taking up too much space
down there.

My previous *house was five bedroom, five bathroom five hundred years
old in 50 acres of ground.


I didn't want to go into the sheep farm you were hired to "service".

I have now downsized somewhat to a place more convenient to maintain.


I upsized from 1700 in '06, t0 2600 in '08, to 3500 now, w/full basement.
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Well there were plenty of sheep around but I had nothing to do with
them.
It was just a nice place to live with no near nieghbours.
However 500 yr old buildings need constant attention, not to mention
all the fencing.
We were sorry to leave it, there were wonderful ancient woodlands and
forty mile views. But I could see that a few years down the road I
would not be able to look after the place.