You know the joke about "if the foo ****s, wear it"?

Christopher A. Young
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Did he tell you about the reeup lizard and the ****you
bird in Nam?

g No. Frankly, he grew a little strange after the second time he was
shot out of a tree. His job was to shoot the Chinese advisors at the
head or the rear of Viet Cong patrols. They shot back.

A very gregarious kid, he became quiet and reclusive after his stint
in the Marines. (Metal content: His sniper rifle was a Remington 700
in 7.62 NATO)

I'd like to hear more about the lizard and the bird, though.

Just two imaginary creatures that called to
each other at night. Reup, reup as in
reenlist and **** you, **** you.