After the Taurus Judge sold big, guns started mutating.

Gun manufacturers hired big city gay fashion designers to help them think outside of the box.

They had fashion shows with people dressed up as guns, and everyone took LSD and listened to Black Eyed Peas.

Many of the resulting creations were guns that looked like pointy braziers, big hats, and marital aids. These ran into trouble with the 1934 “any other weapon” category, and were dropped.

All that remained was the 1911 two headed snake.