On Sat, 10 Mar 2012 21:15:32 -0000, ARWadsworth wrote:

Lieutenant Scott wrote:
On Sat, 10 Mar 2012 21:01:04 -0000, ARWadsworth
wrote:
Bill wrote:
In message op.way02ks5ytk5n5@i7-940, Lieutenant Scott
writes
On Sat, 10 Mar 2012 20:07:41 -0000, ARWadsworth
wrote:

Lieutenant Scott wrote:
I sometimes touch the live quickly by brushing it with my
finger, so if it is live I'll just get a tingle. Or touch
the live and neutral (or earth) together so if it is live
then I'll just get a big spark and blow the fuse.

That is proof that you are a first class knobhead.

No, it's a good way to check, without requiring further tools,
which are undoubtedly in a toolbox at the other end of the
house.

You are joking of course, no sane person deliberately sets out to
get an electric shock or to blow a circuit.

But joking about it is not a good idea, someone may actually take
you at your word and try it.

Scotty is a steaming great **** of a troll.

Nail on head etc.

Now you're talking to yourself. Try to grasp the basics of your newsreader before you attempt to give out help in a newsgroup.

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