Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Winston wrote:

Larry Jaques wrote:

(...)

? P.S: Remember this mantra "No, my truck isn't for loan. My insurance
? prohibits it, even if your insurance covers it. And I'm busy for the
? next seventeen years. Ask me to help you move then."

Bumper sticker I saw a few years ago:

"Yes, this is my pickup.
No, I won't help you move."


Someone wanted to borrow my old stepvan to move a grand piano. The
steovan had a steel Union City body with the narrow hinged doors. He
said, "That's OK, well just take it in through the passenger door." No
way, and no thanks!

You can always spot the people who failed Geometry.


--Winston