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Malcom \Mal\ Reynolds Malcom \Mal\ Reynolds is offline
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In article , Oren
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Did you know an alligator will not eat a dead Democrat?

Amazing stuff.

apparently democrats have enough sense to avoid swamps

Not if they're dead.


even if they're dead...they wouldn't be near the swamps when alive, so the
only
way to be there dead would be to have republican grave-robbers do their
stuff


No. Kill them on-site, leave for the gator, only to find out later
gators don't eat Democrats. Even gators have good taste.


as I said, democrats are smart enough to avoid swamps