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Norminn wrote:

Eeeeewwwwhhh! I haven't seen "Newt" and "sex" used in the same
sentence before....pretty much unimaginable ) I don't know why
anyone gives him a hard time about divorcing his first two wives; I
kinda think he did them a favor. Callista looks like a match, kinda
lizardy.


What's a hoot is his second wife complaining that he did to her what he did
with his first wife with her.

This is kind of a take-off on the advice given to young men: "Laddie, if
your lady says bad things about her former husband or previous beau, someday
she'll be saying the same things about you."