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On Jan 25, 11:35*am, Norminn wrote:
On 1/25/2012 11:17 AM, Davej wrote:

On Jan 25, 5:00 am, *wrote:
*From the rebuttal to the president's State of the Union address, by Mitch
Daniels:


"In word and deed, the President and his allies tell us that we just cannot
handle ourselves in this complex, perilous world without their benevolent
protection. Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the
wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us,
we might pick the wrong light bulb!"


What we all need is help from Mitt's tax accountant and Newt's sex
therapist.


Eeeeewwwwhhh! *I haven't seen "Newt" and "sex" used in the same sentence
before....pretty much unimaginable ) *I don't know why anyone gives
him a hard time about divorcing his first two wives; *I kinda think he
did them a favor. *Callista looks like a match, kinda lizardy.


What I wanna know is how such an obvious slimeball has managed to
convince three different women to enter into domestic incarceration
with him. Clearly he needs to educate the rest of us as to how to be
a disgusting human being (although, to be fair, he is quite well
educated and intelligent) and still be attractive to the fairer sex.

nate