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On 1/25/2012 11:17 AM, Davej wrote:
On Jan 25, 5:00 am, wrote:
From the rebuttal to the president's State of the Union address, by Mitch
Daniels:

"In word and deed, the President and his allies tell us that we just cannot
handle ourselves in this complex, perilous world without their benevolent
protection. Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the
wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us,
we might pick the wrong light bulb!"



What we all need is help from Mitt's tax accountant and Newt's sex
therapist.


Eeeeewwwwhhh! I haven't seen "Newt" and "sex" used in the same sentence
before....pretty much unimaginable ) I don't know why anyone gives
him a hard time about divorcing his first two wives; I kinda think he
did them a favor. Callista looks like a match, kinda lizardy.