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Default California to slay the vampire

On Jan 13, 3:00*pm, "HeyBub" wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
From what I can figure, they have prevented the construction of new
power plants, and now they are going after the trivial little
bittsies instead?


Sounds like they need a Texan to come in, and tell em what they are
doing wrong.


Speaking of vampires and Texans, here's a little factoid that may save your
life.

If you read Bram Stoker's book, "Dracula," you'll find that a wooden stake
in the heart is pure Hollywood bull****. Stoker asserted that the only way
to dispatch a vampire was with a BOWIE KNIFE, not some ****ant tent-peg!

I'm in Texas. We have a LOT of Bowie Knives in the state and hardly any
vampire problem at all.


Once again you revert to your Hollywood education.
In the UK we have virtually no Bowie knives and zero vampires.