Dave (Ilbebauck) takes a flight back home to Illinois (a true story?)
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Dave finds himself seated next to a little girl on the airplane so he
turns to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "Ok. What would you want to talk about?"
"How about God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell, or life after death?" as he
smiled smugly, knowing he's the world foremost evangelical authority
on all religious topics
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that Is?"
Dave, visibly surprised by the little girl's Intelligence, thinks
about it and says: "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss God, Jesus, Heaven or Hell, or life after Death, when you
don't know ****?"
She then goes back to reading her book while Dave moves to another
seat
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