On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 09:58:39 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Good God. I've got to change my citizenship. It's too embarassing to be USA.
Maybe some pacific island where the women wear grass skirts, and the men
carry machetes and WWII surplus .45 pistols?

I'll take the .45, but the women can lose the skirts.