Leon wrote:

1,000:1 odds that Bill does -not- own a gun?

Does any one "just" own "a" gun? ;~)

Good point. Guns are like cats - one is never enough (in parts of the deep
South, it's dogs).

Now my current squeeze has only one gun (a .38 derringer she carries in her
purse and yes, she has a concealed handgun license). But she as access to MY
guns - there's a handgun in almost every room. So I guess sharing counts,
too.