John Rumm wrote:


Just wondering what grand schemes we can look forward to reading about ;-)


In planet Squidward, I would:

1) Build a gallows to hang that steaming lying ******* with the grinning
penguin for a wife, for treasonous activities.

2) Build a platform for the hanging, drawing and quartering of that scottish
******* for shafting the economy.

3) Knock up a flail for whipping the *******s at HMRC who are happy to have
me doing pointless tax returns on pain of a fine, whilst letting massive
corporations off loads of tax. *******s.

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Tim Watts