On Wed, 28 Dec 2011 02:29:32 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:


Gunner Asch wrote:


Crom Yes! I've got a wood stove in my shop. I had a stray tom come
through a month ago, and marked it pretty well from all signs. I
fired it up a week later...and was desperately trying to figure out
if someone had stuffed the stove with innertubes and used tampons
covered in bat ****. I had to hit it with a cup brush and a spray
of engine paint and then refire it up...man that was nasty nasty~!


Gunner, you know better than to let ANY liberal into your shop.

Tom cats and Liberals..very little simularity.
Possems..porkypines...pond scum...thats where they can be found.

Tom cats..are simply Varmints..outside the law. Think of them as
Anarchists. Not libertarians either. Most Liberals dont have half
the balls or brains a tom cat has. Nor the courage.

Hell...Liberals are far far closer to possums. They have teeth, but are
slow moving, slow to think, have no common sense and stink just standing
still. And they raise flocks of kids just like themselves and carry
them around.

Indeed..the more I think of it...the more Liberals are the Possem People

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opossum

Opossums are usually solitary and nomadic, staying in one area as long
as food and water are easily available. Some families will group
together in ready-made burrows or even under houses. Though they will
temporarily occupy abandoned burrows, they do not dig or put much effort
into building their own. As nocturnal animals, they favor dark, secure
areas. These areas may be below ground or above.

Threatened opossums (especially males) will growl deeply, raising their
pitch as the threat becomes more urgent. Males make a clicking "smack"
noise out of the side of their mouths as they wander in search of a
mate, and females will sometimes repeat the sound in return. When
separated or distressed, baby opossums will make a sneezing noise to
signal their mother. If threatened, the baby will open its mouth and
quietly hiss until the threat is gone.

Hissing or squawking is a defensive process that helps the opossum deter
other animals from approaching it.

When threatened or harmed, they will "play possum", mimicking the
appearance and smell of a sick or dead animal. This physiological
response is involuntary (like fainting), rather than a conscious act. In
the case of baby opossums, however, the brain does not always react this
way at the appropriate moment, and therefore they often fail to "play
dead" when threatened. When "playing possum", the animal's lips are
drawn back, the teeth are bared, saliva foams around the mouth, the
eyes, close or half-close, and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from
the anal glands. Their stiff, curled form can be prodded, turned over,
and even carried away without reaction. The animal will typically regain
consciousness after a period of between 40 minutes and 4 hours, a
process which begins with slight twitchings of the ears.[14]

So they seldom are capable of biting, simply hiss and make noise, hide
out in places (ghettos ) that are often below ground they leech from
others and never improve them, and when threatened..make lots of noise
and then faint in stupid fashions. A single .22 in the skull takes care
of them nicely.

Ayup....Liberals are indeed..Possem People.

Gunner

One could not be a successful Leftwinger without realizing that,
in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers
and mothers of Leftwingers, a goodly number of Leftwingers are
not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.
Gunner Asch