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For a guy who doesn't like slander, lampooning, and personal attacks, you
sure do launch a lot of slander, lampooning, and personal attacks. I'll go
through your text and number what can be considered attacks.

BTW, as to the gold plates. Read the first few pages of any Book of Mormon.
The plates were shown to at least a dozen people, and there is the witness
of several people who are named.

I wonder how many other errors there are, in your writing?

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The expected answer is "Yeah, we got one in the white house".


Expected only of fools. [1] It's kinda funny that you were so upset about
someone allegedly slandering Rush Limbaugh and religious zealots (whom no
one elected to any office) yet you're willing to slander an American who was
elected by a MAJORITY of US citizens as President. You do it as easily as
you draw breath [2] by calling him a Communist without a scintilla of
evidence.
Stormin' Joe McCarthy.[3]

God, it must really burn you [4] to know your side lost the Presidential
election by a significant margin for you to be so "off the hook" and blind
to the damage you're doing to the LDS and Mitt Romney's chances by making
wild, unsubstantiated charges. [5] People knew all about the "birther" bull,
but they voted for Obama anyway. They were telling you "we don't give a
damn about your preposterous accusations" and you *still* don't get it.[6]

It's so ironic that a Mormon would spend so much time preaching to the choir
instead of looking for converts. The LDS church was smart enough to dump
polygamy *eventually* and to follow the customs of their country. [7] You,
on
the other hand, gleefully top post away as Mormons once flaunted their
polygamy,[8] a decision that caused the Deseret Territory, the Mormon's
"promised land" to be chopped up and given away to others.[9]

With a Mormon candidate poised to garner the nomination as President, you
would think all Mormons would be trying to put their best foot forward. [10]
You
would think they would be wise enough[11] not to make unsubstantiated
McCarthy-like accusations of someone whom a majority of Americans chose to
lead them. I can think of no better aid to Obama in his bid for a second
term than to give evidence that Mormons have very strange and unverifiable
beliefs about "the leader of the free world" and so many other things. [12]
Can
I hear a hallelujah?

I think we should start calling you "Obama's Secret Weapon" [13]Stormie
because
know it or not, your unfounded accusations make a lot of people wonder "Are
Mormons playing with a full deck or do they just make things up out of thin
air?"[14] Hmmm, golden tablets no one has ever seen, magic glasses no one
has
ever found and Indians supposedly being the lost tribe of Israel.[15]

Many people believe the LDS is a cult [16[filled with people who don't quite
seem like your average Americans. [17] The LDS and Mitt now have the
misfortune
of having you and your baseless accusations represent Mormonism to the
readers of AHR. [18] Enough people think there's something wrong with you
and/or
Mormons *just* for your insistence on top-posting and ignoring the customs
of the group you're in. [19] I don't think they can help themselves when
they
look at Romney and wonder: "Is he secretly like Stormie?"[20]

imagine if Mitt were reading this thread he would take you aside privately
and say "Chris, you're not helping!"

I imagine if Obama were reading this thread he would say "Keep up the good
work, Chris - there's nothing like making absurd and unprovable charges to
make voters wonder if there isn't something wrong with members of the LDS
like Mitt Romney."[21]

FWIW, a recent poll now shows that the Tea Party is more disliked by
Americans than Muslims and atheists. [22] Don't count on them for help in
2012.

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/20...party-muslims/

On other political news, the Republican Party of Virginia announced on
Twitter that "Newt Gingrich did not submit the required 10k signatures and
has not qualified for the VA primary." The Gingrich campaign quickly
announced that it would "pursue an aggressive write-in campaign" even though
Virginia laws prohibit such a write-in campaign. Yes, a man who pays
careful attention and knows the law is just what we need in the White House
and that, apparently, isn't Newt.[23]

Even if Obama loses, the Republican nomination process has been the most
entertaining live event in years. Bachmann proves she's a know-nothing,
[24]
Perry proves he's a deer in the headlights, [25]Cain proves he's a serial
womanizer with less than no foreign policy experience and Newt can't even
get himself on an important primary ballot. [26] What's next? Romney starts
talking in tongues and channeling Joseph Smith? [27] It would be funny if
the
future of the US wasn't hanging in the balance.

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Bobby G.