Jim wrote:
mttt

I like your thinking here. Use a few McFeely's to fasten the
(fill in the blank) sure has a nice ring to it, if I do say so
myself. Hey, I like it so much that I have decided that even
though the month is not yet complete, you are the first winner
of the McFeely's Somewhat Occasional Best Use of a Screw
contest! (Send me your address to claim your prize).

And if it isn't considered a major breach of Netiquette, I may
make this "contest" official. So weigh in folks: let me know
whether the occassional awarding of a gift certificate to the
person that posts the most entertaining, instructive, or
creative (catalog printable) tale of the McFeely's screw (in
my sole, somewhat unbiased opinion) is grossly offensive,
mildly entertaining, or a "can't wait to check my email"
event. If there is enough interest, and minimal objection,
I'll post the "rules" next week. Stay tuned!

Ummm, Jim, I don't think you've read this group emough. I'd like
to respectfully suggest that you rename the contest to: "Somewhat
Occasional Best Use of a McFeely's"...

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Morris Dovey
DeSoto, Iowa USA