On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 08:22:20 -0700, chaniarts
wrote:

stick a pipe in it, lead it to a small wooden stand, add a hose bib off
the pipe, and put up a sign "$.10/gallon fresh spring water".

Or put an environmentally friendly label on the jug and sell it for
$4.00 a gallon. It would be great for moonshine. :-/