On Sun, 4 Dec 2011 10:41:14 +1100, "Grumpy"
wrote:

I would Dave, but its too heavy for my tinnie. That's Strine ( Australian)
for alluminium row boat)

If the rest of the English speaking world cuts Oz some slack, speaking
Strine will allow you to keep your probationary status as a member of
the English speaking countries. Too many additional funny words for
things, and your probation will be revoked.

BTW, I thought a "tinnie" was Strine for a can of beer. I would be
lost in Oz without some quick lessons in the local dialect.
Dave