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harry wrote in
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On Nov 26, 8:12*pm, Higgs Boson wrote:
On Nov 26, 12:26*am, wrote:





On Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:12:53 -0500, "HeyBob"
wrote:
Stupid ****ing people...


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...t-black-friday
-m.

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shootings-pepper-spray-attack-.html


This is what the economy needs to recover. *Lure the sickest minds
into the stores, take all their money, and encourage them to kill
each other. *That leaves more money for those who survive as well
as providing jobs for those in the medical and funeral business.
It's a win-win situation.


Besides that, all this Christmas shopping is being done for the
birthday of Jesus Christ, the son of God, so that makes it all
good. Jesus wants his birthday gifts, so if a few hundred worthless
disposible ghetto trash people lose their lives, God will be
pleased because his son is getting a gift..... * plus ....... God
can easily manufacture some new "replacement" people if he wishes.
*All he has t

o
do is impregnate a few more virgins, and claim its a miracle.....


***Actually, Jesus (assuming he existed) would have been born in the
Spring. *Remember: *"There were shepherds abiding in the
fields...keeping watch over their flocks by night..." They would
hardly have been doing that in the depths of winter.

Humanity, from *primitive times, did whatever they thought would stop
the Sun from disappearing forever. *Christianity just co-opted the
Winter Solstice festivals of other belief systems (aka religions),
just as they also renamed pagan shrines -- wells, trees, stones, etc.
-- in their own interests.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/winter_solstice.htm

Caveat emptor!

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Winter solistice next year is to be the end of humanity/the world
according to the Maya calender. So, just enjoy your next twelve
months.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon



Dead again. Now I know what Kenny on South Park goes through.