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Default Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale

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On Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:12:53 -0500, "HeyBob" wrote:

Stupid ****ing people...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...day-marred-by-
shootings-pepper-spray-attack-.html



This is what the economy needs to recover. Lure the sickest minds
into the stores, take all their money, and encourage them to kill each
other. That leaves more money for those who survive as well as
providing jobs for those in the medical and funeral business. It's a
win-win situation.

Besides that, all this Christmas shopping is being done for the
birthday of Jesus Christ, the son of God, so that makes it all good.
Jesus wants his birthday gifts, so if a few hundred worthless
disposible ghetto trash people lose their lives, God will be pleased
because his son is getting a gift..... plus ....... God can easily
manufacture some new "replacement" people if he wishes. All he has to
do is impregnate a few more virgins, and claim its a miracle.....


There's nothing miraculous about a virgin birth. Ask any gynecologist who
did his residency at a large metropolitan hospital. Such hospitals routinely
see several "virgin" births a month. Remember, "virginity" has to do with
sexual intercourse; pregnancy depends on the union of sperm and egg. There
is no necessary connection between the two.