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Harry K Harry K is offline
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Default Is there a third choice?

On Nov 22, 6:52*am, Tony Miklos wrote:
On 11/21/2011 11:59 PM, wrote:





On Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:47:21 -0800 (PST), Harry
wrote:


On Nov 21, 3:53 pm, "
*wrote:
On Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:08:14 -0800, *wrote:
On Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:04:53 -0500,
wrote:


On Sun, 20 Nov 2011 11:54:07 -0800, *wrote:


On Sun, 20 Nov 2011 10:00:48 -0800 (PST),
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In the UK you can DIY bury someone in your back yard if you want.


Do you have to disclose this fact when you sell the house?


I was surprised to learn in Las Vegas, you can bury family members on
your property. Is has to be recorded with the city/county records.
Then it has to be disclosed at sale of the home.


Wouldn't it show in a title seach?


Only if you report it to the recorder's office.


Local guy buys a house, begins to garden and then finds skeletal
remains, so he reports it to police.


The previous owner failed to mentioned he buried a body in the back
yard. Warrant is issued for the previous owner...


45minutes later, CSI figures out (from the skeletal remains, only) that COD
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Neat trick to be able to look at a skeleton and diagnose "heart
attack"...


Yet they do such tricks every week.


You see, there is a certain protein called abagaba formed when you have
a heart attack and where he was buried he was naturally provided with a
rare fungus that surrounds and preserves the ababgaba, although naked to
the unaided eye it stands out when being fumigated with schmenkathin and
some komethathale applied with a spray mist bottle with a very small
amount of high octane gasoline added to the komethathale. *Of course the
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AH! So that's it. Thanks for an explanation that cures my
skepticism. Nothing like the scientific facts to set things
straight.

Harry K

Harry K