"Ed Pawlowski" wrote in message
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On Sun, 20 Nov 2011 07:43:41 -0600, wrote:

Big news article in a recent newspapers said that the cost of funerals
has become so expensive that people can no longer afford to die.

Well, the cost of living has also gotten to the point that people cant
afford to live either.

Is there a third choice?


Ocean cruise, one way ticket to get you out far enough and jump after
dark.

Grab yourself a life raft and a few cans of Sterno from the buffet tables
and you can have a flaming Viking funeral at sea!

--
Bobby G.