Priceless! Thanks for sharing.

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"HeyBub" wrote in message
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Heh!

A few years ago I got a call from one of the two
royalty-collecting
agencies. They wanted me to pay (I think it was) $35/year
for our office
"music on hold" feature.

"Hold on," I said as I put the lady on hold for about thirty
seconds.

Going back on the line I asked: "Recognize that?"

"Er, no," she said.

"That was Mozart. Played by the Soviet National Orchestra,
from a country
that no longer exists. Now, just who in the hell would you
pay the royalties
TO?"

"Never mind," she said as she broke the connection.