On Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:18:51 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

Next thing you know, they will be smoking and drinking
alcohol.


How do you smoke alcohol? ^_^

TDD

He may be confused with alcohol tampons.

Male and female applications.

http://leladavidson.hubpages.com/hub/Parents-Beware-of-Vodka-Soaked-Tampons