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Default Creative DIY Tips Needed For Dealing With Conman Car Clamper

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harry wrote:

On Nov 12, 4:38 pm, Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182



Chain his van to a lamp post? Thick chain of course.


Box it in with scaffold. And weld the nuts on - or slaver with superglue.

Don;t forget to "draw" a massive dong on the paintwork with nitromors.

Break a window and drop a molitov cocktail inside






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