Tim Watts wrote:
harry wrote:

On Nov 12, 4:38 pm, Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to
clamp cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182


Chain his van to a lamp post? Thick chain of course.

Box it in with scaffold. And weld the nuts on - or slaver with
superglue.

Don;t forget to "draw" a massive dong on the paintwork with nitromors.


Why is it always a cock and balls when doing "artwork"?

I passed a "large one" this morning that was sprayed onto one of the the
M180 M-Way signs that helped me find my way to Grimsby.


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Adam