"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:j9a081
:

You cross trained as a Japanese Interrogation Specialist,
and have access to bamboo?

You've been reading up on North Korean prisoner control
techniques?

You have been practicing the Lorena Bobbit excercise tape
series, and you're onto the installment #13 entitled "Grab,
snip, squeeze, and get every drop out?"

You're too cheap to buy spring loaded hand exercisers, so
you use your tooth paste tube, and try to get to the 50
pound rating?


Ouch! You're brutal.


errrrr... guilty sigh