On Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:33:33 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

I really hate it when my dishwasher leaves a film on my
guns.

Maybe you should put your cameras in there instead?

How many guns does it take to protect your dishwasher?

None. The "dishwasher" is just a euphemism for the beer 'fridge.