On Thu, 27 Oct 2011 12:36:23 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote:

From a friend:

Metric pipe wrench.

Lowe's has 'em!

Really? I've seen plenty of adjustable wrenches with metric scales on (I
have one, made by Draper IIRC) - but not a pipe wrench. I didn't think
that pipe wrenches generally *had* scales (which is, I suppose, the point
of the "joke")

That being said, when I was living in Florida, I was working on my
Girlfriend's 1972 VolksWagon Super Beatle and sent her pesky Uncle to
NAPA for a new Radiator Cap for it

:-) I like that.

cheers

Jules