MM wrote:
Where I live the sewage treatment plant recently broke down and needed
a new pump. Householders each had to pay a relatively small sum of
money in order to avoid tapping into the contingency fund which is
really there for replacing the entire plant in 20 years' time.

And then a number of residents refused to pay, for whatever reason I
don't know. Those who had paid got their money back and the bill for
the new pump plus labour etc was paid from the contingency fund
instead.

I suggest that you start a campain to make everyone weigh their own ****s.
That way the bills can be divided in a more acurate way according to the
mass of the turds.

You of course will then have to pay nothing as you a are full of ****.

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Adam