I hadn't really considered what punch lines would work.
Hoping others would provide a few. You did very well.

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"HeyBub" wrote in message
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
Why did the Mormon Missionary Chicken cross the road?



Because it was there?
She was trained to do so?
She didn't like where she was put?
To hold up her pants?