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On Sun, 02 Oct 2011 02:09:56 -0500,
(Robert Bonomi) wrote:

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Morgans wrote:
Blessings on thee, little man,
Barefoot boy, with cheek of tan!


I seem to remember Mr. Peabody explaining the ursine wood-thief to
Sherman.


"If the foo ****s, wear it"
(circa ~1965)
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One of my all time favorites!


"Abscess makes the fart go honda"

"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"

"That's the beer that made Mel Famey walk us"

"the squaw of the hippopotamus....."

"Little girls aren't as gullible as they used to be.'


Does anyone else remember the Rary bird?


It's a long way to tip a Rarey.


Or the brothers that couldn't couldn't agree on name for their cattle
ranch?


No, but I daren't ask...

--
It takes as much energy to wish as to plan.
--Eleanor Roosevelt